{"product_id":"christmas-jumper","title":"Christmas Jumper - Sleigh The Patriarchy","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_1thwv_144\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChristmas cheer, with a little attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1thwv_144\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur first range that isn’t town-related, but don’t worry, we haven’t gone sensible on you. These Christmas jumpers bring all our usual humour, just with a festive twist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1thwv_144\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade for festive pub trips, office parties and the annual “just one more” mince pie. Because Christmas dressing should be fun, not a chore.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1thwv_144\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in Burgundy and Black, with two sayings to choose from: “Festive as Fuck” and “Sleigh The Patriarchy”.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1thwv_144\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you’re bringing the festive spirit or taking on the patriarchy between mince pies, there’s a jumper for that. Pick your colour, choose your saying and give Christmas a bit of personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_1thwv_144\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize guide in the pics and for reference this is me in the pics and I'm 5ft 8, a size 10 wearing a medium.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Resortwear Town","offers":[{"title":"Burgundy \/ XS","offer_id":55406205600087,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Burgundy \/ S","offer_id":55406205632855,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burgundy \/ M","offer_id":55406205665623,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burgundy \/ L","offer_id":55406205698391,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burgundy \/ XL","offer_id":55406205731159,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burgundy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55406205763927,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":55406205796695,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55406205829463,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55406205862231,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55406205894999,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55406205927767,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55406205960535,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1041\/4804\/2071\/files\/b9a25bd8-c087-4979-94a3-507ca5cb700d.jpg?v=1791899835","url":"https:\/\/resortweartown.com\/products\/christmas-jumper","provider":"Resortwear Town","version":"1.0","type":"link"}